Is everybody else skint???

[blitzkreig bopper]

well for months i have had nothing... like nothing at all.....then all at once i get loadsa money.

one week i get ?40 randomly inserted into my bank account, back dated ema or some shit...then the next week i get a ?45 cheque through the post from college, ?20 cheque through the post from my grandma (bless her) and some woman rings my house and said for me to ring her back if i want work meaning i will have ?200 quid next week from that.

my my what happened i am not sure but i am not complaining.

[blitzkreig bopper]

shit. in my haste in my haste i forgot that people i owe money to may read this, not to mention the poor punctuation...ooooooops.

[fozz]

i got that.....
random amounts of 40 quid and 15 today! but i have no cheque! mofo's

[Captain Black]

yeah well isnt that dandy, my job is shit and i would rather catch knives in my ass for a living than werk there. oh and the pays shit too

[CaptainEvilpants]

why do yous get money to go to college? you idle twats, you whould be drinking white lightning like we had to, and smoking tab ends, not living it up with yer fucking chamagne parties and yer high class call girls.

fucking students.

[CaptainEvilpants]

And il add that im stupidly skint, im moving in a fortnight, and iv just spent my last tenner on some sushi dishes. A wise idea when you have nowhere to actually move to.

Any mortgage advice would be welcome at this point.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THERE WAS JUST AN EXPLOSION BEHIND MY BACK YARD. I THOUGHT THE THUNDER HAD GONE AND THEN BOOM! ITS BEEN FUCKING STRUCK.

Bastard know it all student, with their black magic and that.

[DJ-Ants]

Mortgage advice.....get married and let them pay for it then rent cheaply.....